Meat explosion WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently i have just found out that CBS has revealed that charlie harper dies by a meat explosion.First thing first what the fuck did chuck lorre smoke. I mean seriously we have watched the brilliance of charlie for eight years and his death should be memarable. WTF is a meat explosion anyway, was he eating a meat sandwich and it suddenly blew up. MEAT EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Sorry but what the hell.

Anyway i have to forget this because the show moving on and so should i. NOOOOO cant forget it im going to kick of some more, only joking but WTF. Below im going to think of the top 5 ways i think how charlie harper should of left the show. Pls comment on how you think they should get rid of charlie or which of my suggestions you like.

1) Charie harper loses his house on a poker game but as a condition that he has to take in his brother and nephew.

2)Died by to much alcohol.

3) Dies by playing the game russion roulette

4) His mother accidently kills him.

5) all the woman who he has not called back join a team to assassinate him.